The word clarted has many meanings in English slang - to be mudded or smeared by dirt, to be punched or knocked out, or to be generally messed up. Regardless of your chosen meaning, many of these definitions are apt to describe the purpose of the clarted game - which is quite simply to get you and your pals drunk, which is scientifically proven to lead to a great night.

Lots of drinking games can get me drunk, what makes clarted special? Well, despite the easy to play but fun base game, the clarted cards also come with poker style suits and numbers. This means your clarted cards now double up as a pack playing cards. Essentially giving you access to multiple games in one.

So stop thinking of your clarted cards as a drinking game, but instead think of them as a multi purpose tool to get you clarted!